Indian Newspaper Headlines in 2060: 

Kasab dies at 75 in jail of high cholesetrol due to too much biryani. 

Golmaal Part 27 is released. Tusshar Kapoor is still unable to speak or act! 

Sharad Pawar owns half the world. 

Facebook is declared a country. 

A Raja's son is arrested for 16G scam. 

"Lakshadweep Cats" to be the 63rd team to join IPL.

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