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Interviewar: what s ur qualification? 

Sardarji : Sir I am Ph.d. 

Interviewar : what do u mean by Ph.d?

Sardarji : (smiling) PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY.. ..

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Give me some sunshine. Give me some rain. 

Give me another girl's number,

I m single once again

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Wife Comes Home Late At Night And Quietly Opens The Door To Her Bedroom.

Under The Blanket She Sees Four Legs Instead Of Two. 

She Reaches For A Cricket Bat

And Starts Hitting The Blanket As Hard As She Can. :O

Once She's Done, She Goes To The Kitchen To Have A Drink.

She Sees Her Husband There, Reading A Magazine. 

Husband : "Hi Darling","Your Parents Have Come To Visit Us

So L Let Them Stay In Our Bedroom

Hope You Have Said Hello.

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Bhikari: hello, pizza hut ??

Operator: yes

Bhikari: 6 large pizzas or 3 pepsi..

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Oprtrator : kis naam pe bheju sir ??

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bhikari : ALLAH k naam pe bhej do baba ...

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