A Robber with a gun goes into a bank and demands money.

Once he is given the money, he turns to a customer and asks,

'Did you see me rob this bank?' The man replied, 'Yes, I did.'

The robber then shot him point blank, killing him instantly..

He then turned to Little PAPPU & a Lady standing next to him and asked little Johnny,

'Did you see me rob this bank?'

Little PAPPU replied,

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"No I didn't, but I think my teacher did..!!!" 

Moral - When Opportunity knocks.... MAKE USE OF IT.

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A Man buys a Lie detector robot that

slaps people who lie. He decided to

test it while his son and wife were at

dinner:

Dad: Son where were you today

during school hours?

Son: At school

(robot slaps son)

... Son: Okay I went to the cinema to

watch movies!

Dad: Which one?

Son: Harry Potter

(robot slaps again!)

Son: Okay! I was watching a movie you

wont like to know.

Dad: What? When I was your age I

didn't even know what those movies

were all about!

(robot slaps dad)

Mom: hahahahaha! after all he is your

Son!

(robot slaps Mom)

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Ultimate insult! 

-Boy: Ur Teeth r like the stars

Girl: Awww

Thanks Are they that much Shining?? =)

Boy:- No, They r Far away from each other! :P

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Spiderman writes on a skyscraper..

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"Batman is pathetic..."

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Next day,Batman writes on the empire state building...

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"Spiderman is PETER PARKER" :P

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Q.Why does the needle of a Magnetic compass always point Geographic North?

Ans. Because Rajnikanth lives in south

& nobody dares to point at him...! D:

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Father: Do you love me or your mum more?

Son: I love both of you equally much.

Father: What if I go America and your mum goes to Paris, where will you go?

Son: Paris of course, it is much beautiful there.

Father: Then what if I go Paris and your mum goes America, where will you go?

Son: America!

Father: So you're bent on following your mum?

Son: No, it's because I already went to Paris earlier!! :P

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The award winning line.......

The best line said by a guy to a girl...

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" The day I will go dwn on my knees for another girl ....

is the day I will tie a shoe lace for

our daughter............

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Height of Professional Respect,

A Beggar Won 50 Lakh Rupees lottery

&

Took a Golden plate for begging.

So Don't Insult Ur Profession.

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‎"RA-ONE "after shock !!!!!!!!!

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