Father: Do you love me or your mum more?

Son: I love both of you equally much.

Father: What if I go America and your mum goes to Paris, where will you go?

Son: Paris of course, it is much beautiful there.

Father: Then what if I go Paris and your mum goes America, where will you go?

Son: America!

Father: So you're bent on following your mum?

Son: No, it's because I already went to Paris earlier!! :P

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