Why Hindu Law does not permit Second Marriage...???

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... Answer-

Indian Constitution-Article 20(2)-says,

"No man can be punished twice for same offence." :)

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Teacher: Lofer aur Offer me kya antar hai??

Student: Simple mam,

ladka 'I love you' bole to "Lofer"

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ladki 'I love you' bole to "Offer"....

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Teacher: ‘3 idiots’ film dehknay ke baad aap ko kya lesson mila?

Pappu: miss yehi ki..Enginering padh kar bhi medical ki ladki fasai ja sakti hai :D

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Miss: shut up & get out.

Babloo: miss mein bataon..?

Miss: very good, batao..

Babloo: miss college ke 1st day Underwear zaroor pehna chahiye :D

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Miss: u also get out.

Shamu: miss mein bataon..?

Miss: i think u are a brilliant student.. tum sahi batao gay..

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Shamu :miss doctor ke elawa Engineer bhi delivery kar sakta hai. :-D:- D

Miss: u also get out.

GUDU: Miss mein bataon. Miss: HAAN BATAO...

GUDU: FRENCH KISS MEIN NAAK BEECH MEIN NAHI AATI.

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good idea sirji......

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Wife: I wish I was a newspaper

so I would be in ur hands all day.

Husband: I too wish that u were

a newspapers so I could have

a new one everyday.

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A Person Saved His Girl Friend Number As "LOW BATTERY"

So Whenever She Calls & He was Not Around

His Wife Plugs his Phone To The Charger :)

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GOOGLE S homepage in the year -"1997"

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