very TRUE.........

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Two idiots standing at museum looking at an Egyptian mummy with 1227BC written below the display

1st Guy : What does that mean ? :\

2nd Guy : Hey, that must be his BlackBerry Messenger PIN

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Height Of Expressing...!!

Boy: Is Ur Eyes From McDonald..??

Girl: (With Mysterious Look, Asks) Why..?

...Boy: Because...I m Loving it..:)

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To Be Is To Do. (By Socrates) 

To Do Is To Be.(By Plato) 

To Be Or Not To Be.(By Shakespeare) 

Do Be Do Be Do. (By Scooby Do)

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‎30 Ways To Make A Girl Smile :

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Step 1: Give her money.

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Steps 2 - 30: Repeat Step 1.

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good one....

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My parents told me: “You’ve got to stop watching so much TV,

and read more!” so I turned on the subtitles.

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‎2 college students Were Following 2 college Girls

Both Girls Took Rakhi & Tied To Their Hands.

1st Guy To Second-What Will We Do Now?

2nd Guy-U Marry My Sis,

I Will Marry Ur Sis... :P

girls shocked... :D

boys rocks ;)

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