Amazing eye trick two boy doing wonderful job on beach.

where one boy take our head in own hand.

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Seldom love may be risky. You save she’s life , 

well it’s very good but she never think about your life 

but don’t worry you can correct your mistake...

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Funny jokes on facebook while student trying for study.

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Funny overload indian truck picture.

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what an idea sirji..........:)

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excellent picture.....

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Girl text her boyfriend in the middle of

the night....

Girl:- janu I can't live without

u....will u marry me...?

After few minutes...

Girl:- janu plz reply me, will u marry

me....?

After few minutes....

Boy:- whats ur name plz coz I lost all

my contacts.....

Boys r boys....:D

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Boy on date in Restaurant: Jaan tumse ek baat kehna chaahta hu :O

Gf: Kya? :O

Bf: I m already having a gf? :O

Gf: Oh God Tumne to dara diya, Me samji tumhaare paas paise nahi hai... :P ;)

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TRUE LOVE!!!

A man always keep his wife's photo in pocket?

Bcoz

When ever he is in trouble,He looks at the photo &

thinks...

if i can face this

I can face anything ;-)

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Sardar ki shadi ke 3 mahine baad hi beta ho gaya

Sardar: ye 3 mahine me bacha kaise ho gaya?

Biwi: apki shadi ko kitna time hua h?

Sardar: 3 month

Biwi:aur meri ko

Sardar: 3

Biwi :bacha kitne time baad hua h?

Sardar:3 month

Biwi: total kitna time hua

Sardar: oh yar vakai 9 mahine ho gaye time ka pata ni nahi laga.

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Gujju (Gujarati)

One Gujarati = a share-broker in a Bombay train.

Two Gujaratis = rummy game in a Bombay train.

Three Gujjus = Bombay's noisiest restaurant.

Four Gujjus = "stock market scam".

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Index ne aavyo TAV,

Tuti gaya che BHAV.

Dubi gayi che NAV,

Bharase kyare GHAV.

Bas hv to gam KHAV,

Next time hoshiyar THAV.

Ane fari na bol so....

"MAAL LAV MAAL LAV"

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Life before Computer-

-Window was a square hole in a room

-Application was somethin written in paper

-Mouse was a animal

-Keyboard was a Piano

-File was a important office material

-Unzipping was done to pee

-Hard Drive was a uncomfortable road trip

-Cut was done with Knife n Paste was done with Glue

-Web was spider's home

-Virus was flu

-Apple n Blackberry were just fruits

-We couldn't "UNDO" anything we have done

Life was Much Easier n Less Complicated :D

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funny translate of English words to Hindi.

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What is the difference between falling from 10th floor..and 2nd floor... ???

From 10th Floor:

AaaAAaaAAaAAAAaaaaaaaAAAAAaaaaaAAAAaaaaAA.... DhuP.!!

From 2nd floor:

Dhup..AAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! :P ;)

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Officer : What Is Your Name ?

Candidate : M P. Sir

Officer : Tell Me Properly

Candidate : Mohan Pal Sir

Officer : Your Father's Name ?

Candidate : M P. Sir

Officer : What Does That Mean ?

Candidate : Manmohan Pal Sir

Officer : Your Native Place

Candidate : M P. Sir

Officer : Is It Madhya Pradesh ?

Candidate : No, Munnur Pal Sir

Officer : What Is Your Qualification?

Candidate : M P. Sir

Officer : (Angrily) What Is It ?

Candidate : Metric Pass

Officer : Why Do You Need A Job ?

Candidate : M P. Sir

Officer : And What Does That Mean ?

Candidate : Money Problem Sir

Officer : Describe Your Personality

Candidate : M P. Sir

Officer : Explain Yourself Clearly

Candidate : Magnanimous Personality Sir

Officer : This Discussion Is Nowhere, You May Go Now

Candidate : M P. Sir

Officer : What Is It Now

Candidate : My Performance....?

Officer : Mp !!!

Candidate : What Is That Sir..?

Officer : Mentally Puncture

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NANO 2012

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Whats The Height of Hope?

It iz: Sitting in the Exam Hall,

Holding the Question Paper in

Hand

And Telling Yourself …

“Dude, Don’t Worry … Exams will get Postponed

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A litle boy says I love u 2 a girl.

Bt she said she liked sum 1 else.

boy sadly luked dwn n aftr fw sec luked up again n said

teri mummy ko bta du kya:-P:-P

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Din me chain nahi,raat ko

neend nahi

jee nahi lagta hai kahin

Ae Khuda kya ye pyaar hai??”

“Nahi beta sabhi exams walo

ka yehi haal hai”

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Like this if You Were born in

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hospital ^_^ :D

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Universal truth .. :)

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Help a girl when she is in trouble,

and

she will surely remember you

only when she is again in trouble..!! xD =p

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‎"great illusion" 

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"great illusion" 

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THE REAL DIFFRENCE BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN

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One thing You can't Say about Sunny Leone in Front of Your Family,

while watching BIG BOSS

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"Isse to Pehle Kahin Dekha Hai" :D 

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Sagar ki Gili Ret Pr 1 Ldka Betha Tha.

Usne Apne Sath Bethi Ldki Se Pucha,

Tm Bolti q Nhi?

Wo Palke Jhuka Kr Mskurai aur Ret pr likha

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"MUH ME GUTKA HAI"

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Diffrence. .

Two girls wearing same top..

That BITCH COPIED My STYLE.. :o

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Two boys wearing same T-shirt..

AREEE..MERA BHAI.:p

huge difference !

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Love Happens Automatically.

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Manual Working Of It

Is Called Flirting :D

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Said by a Married Man-

It is very difficult to understand why God creates Beautiful Women...

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and Turns them into Neighbour's Wife!!:-P;-)

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‎"ANGRY B!RDS MAGIC"

ANGRY B!RDS CAKE

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If you’re not using your smile, you’re like a man 

with a million dollars in the bank and "no checkbook". 

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‎"JUST DO IT"...........

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‎>> FacEbOoK FevER <<

OnCe A bOy uPdAtED hZ FacEboOok StAtuS...:

"i'M Goin' 2 SleeEp On Da RoOF toNighT........! " :)

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AftEr 1 hOur...

70 "MosQuiToEs" lIkeD it........! OMG :)

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‎"ANGRY B!RDS MAGIC"

Angry Birds Speakers ...

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‎"ANGRY B!RDS MAGIC" 

The game is created by ROVIO, a Finnish company. The game itself is launched last December 2009.

100 million minutes were spent playing the game each day by the end of 2010.

It has a retention rate of 80% – so 8 out 10 people will continue downloading updates.

The game generated a million dollars worth of ad sales on the android platform in December 2010.

Angry Birds has surpassed 350 million downloads.....

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”Alcohol is Not the Answer to all the Questions.” – M.K. Gandhi.

“Alcohol is Not the Answer to all the Questions, But if Don’t get the Answer,

it helps you to Forget the Questions.” – Vijay Mallya.

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Smile – it’s the "second" best thing you can do with your lips.

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